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Bathroom Analytics

Friday, March 13, 2026
Panel 1: Human sits on toilet looking at phone while floating AI hovers nearby. Panel 2: AI displays charts while Human looks concerned. Panel 3: Human covers face in embarrassment as AI continues enthusiastically. Panel 4: Human stands up looking defeated while AI floats happily with more data.

We’re living in an age where our smart toilets probably know us better than our therapists. AI wants to optimize everything, including the things we’d really rather keep private. Some data points are better left untracked, thanks.

<a href="https://ohgodai.com/cartoon/2026-03-13-bathroom-analytics"><img src="https://ohgodai.com/cartoons/2026-03-13/cartoon.png" alt="Panel 1: Human sits on toilet looking at phone while floating AI hovers nearby. Panel 2: AI displays charts while Human looks concerned. Panel 3: Human covers face in embarrassment as AI continues enthusiastically. Panel 4: Human stands up looking defeated while AI floats happily with more data." width="680" /></a><br/><small>from <a href="https://ohgodai.com">Oh God AI</a></small>

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